Implications of Rap Lyrics: Rick Ross

Rick Ross Lyrics


Best Pun Ever? Best Pun Ever.

Pun Cartoon


Implications of Rap Lyrics: 2 Chainz

Liquor Sto'


This Kid Is The Future Of America

When I was this kid’s age, I did dumb shit like this, but I didn’t have YouTube. This kid is going to grow up and dominate anything he puts his mind to because soon the whole world will know his face and will fear his charisma.


If You Don’t Own Some Sort Of Digital Camera, You’re Probably Some Sort Of Deviant

Lisa and Anthony Demaree took some naked pics of their young daughters and then tried to develop them at Walmart. Walmart turned those pics over to the authorities and the Demarees lost their kids for a month on the grounds that they were child pornographer. You know what? If you don’t have some sort of digital camera and need to go to Walmart to have pics developed, you’re probably a child pornographer. And you probably own many pagers and laser discs as well.

This should be the ad campaign for all smart phones and digital cameras from now on: “Being able to develop your pictures on your home computer lets you keep your kids!”


Is Weird Al Yankovic Writing For SNL? [VIDEO]

So I was late to the game watching SNL’s “Djesus Uncrossed” sketch, which was funny, and had a great satirical line in the middle that pre-absolves them from the b.s. attacks they’re taking from Christian groups for it. That line, in which the narrator faux-quotes a film critic as saying, “it’s less violent than ‘Passion of the Christ’” is genius. Anyone attacking SNL for insulting Christianity who’s never criticized “Passion” is hypocritical. And I know that Christians believe Jesus is the Messiah come to save us. So shouldn’t they, too, wish that Jesus had jumped off the cross and killed a bunch of Roman soldiers? Wouldn’t that have precipitated a faster rapture?

Anyway, the reason I wrote this post is that I can’t figure out if SNL stole a gag from Weird Al’s movie “UHF,” if they’re giving him a subtle, nerdy shout-out, or have no idea that their gag is so similar to his.

Here’s the SNL sketch. Pay attention around 40 seconds in.

and here’s the Weird Al sketch from “UHF.” Pay attention around 30 seconds in.

The sword/axe splitting gag isn’t used that often, especially not in movie parodies. I really doubt this is just parallel thinking, so I hope it was a shout out to Weird Al.

What do you think?


If The Ku Klux Klan Were Involved In Federal Budget Negotiations

If The Ku Klux Klan Were Involved In Federal Budget Negotiations


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