Eric Garner, George W. Bush, and the Unheeded Wisdom of Retired Israeli Military Officials

Congrats, moron. Even I'm a more responsible leader than you are now.

Bush is America’s retired Israeli general, urging his compatriots in vain to think rationally, rather than in their narrow self-interest. My prediction? It probably won’t work, and that’s sad.

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Odell Beckham’s Other Amazing Catches [GIFS]


If you were wowed by New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham’s amazing catch Sunday night against the Dallas Cowboys, his other catches might impress you too. Odell Beckham Catches Fire Odell Beckham Catches A Predator Odell Beckham Catches A

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Some liberal revisionist probiotics for you all

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Look at these 10 pictures of people mid-twitch

Here’s a simple experiment you can conduct on yourselves.

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Your Local Bodega’s OK Cupid Profile

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“My friends call me an old soul selling old rolls…”

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The Recent History Of The Battle Of The Sexes

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The state of inter-gender dynamics in terms of boy-girl pop duets.

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2.5 Reasons Why The All-Female Ghostbusters Will Be A Really Good 2.5 Star Movie


An all-female cast is great news because now the Ghostbusters remake will be passably good instead of demoralizingly uncalled-for.

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