The 6 Rules of Halal Cart Etiquette


The lines can be long, the choices confusing, and the drunks lined up with you, annoying. Here’s what you need to know to ensure a painless experience for everyone involved in your halal cart experience.

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5 True Facts About “American Sniper”


I know I’m a little late to the party, but after exhaustive research, here are some new insights about the patriotic Oscar nominee.

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Eric Garner, George W. Bush, and the Unheeded Wisdom of Retired Israeli Military Officials

Congrats, moron. Even I'm a more responsible leader than you are now.

Bush is America’s retired Israeli general, urging his compatriots in vain to think rationally, rather than in their narrow self-interest. My prediction? It probably won’t work, and that’s sad.

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Odell Beckham’s Other Amazing Catches [GIFS]


If you were wowed by New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham’s amazing catch Sunday night against the Dallas Cowboys, his other catches might impress you too. Odell Beckham Catches Fire Odell Beckham Catches A Predator Odell Beckham Catches A

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Some liberal revisionist probiotics for you all

Live and Active Cultures
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Look at these 10 pictures of people mid-twitch

Here’s a simple experiment you can conduct on yourselves.

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Your Local Bodega’s OK Cupid Profile

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“My friends call me an old soul selling old rolls…”

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  • If @BernieSanders were a comedian, all his punchlines would be, "and that's why the rich won't let us have nice things" 8 hours ago
  • @esquire got excited this might be a "how to scalp a fictional character" article. Super disappointed, guys... 11 hours ago
  • That moment you learn Carly Rae Jepsen is Canadian, that Canadians have white trash names, and maybe you shouldn't move there if Trump wins 12 hours ago
  • I've seen frat bro comics unknowingly hack Janeanne Garofalo and feminist comics unknowingly hack Bill Maher bits. 20 hours ago
  • If everyone carried guns, there'd be fewer shootings. That's why no one ever dies in war! #nra 22 hours ago
Gonna miss this pastrami king...

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