Why Everyone Is A Religious Wing-nut About The Economy During Election Season

Recently, the Wall St. Journal posted a cover story about how Bernie Sanders’ economic plan will bankrupt the government three minutes before he’s even inaugurated. In response, the liberal press has been decrying WSJ’s “hatchet job” on Bernie, and liberal

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The 6 Rules of Halal Cart Etiquette


The lines can be long, the choices confusing, and the drunks lined up with you, annoying. Here’s what you need to know to ensure a painless experience for everyone involved in your halal cart experience.

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5 True Facts About “American Sniper”


I know I’m a little late to the party, but after exhaustive research, here are some new insights about the patriotic Oscar nominee.

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Eric Garner, George W. Bush, and the Unheeded Wisdom of Retired Israeli Military Officials

Congrats, moron. Even I'm a more responsible leader than you are now.

Bush is America’s retired Israeli general, urging his compatriots in vain to think rationally, rather than in their narrow self-interest. My prediction? It probably won’t work, and that’s sad.

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Odell Beckham’s Other Amazing Catches [GIFS]


If you were wowed by New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham’s amazing catch Sunday night against the Dallas Cowboys, his other catches might impress you too. Odell Beckham Catches Fire Odell Beckham Catches A Predator Odell Beckham Catches A

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Some liberal revisionist probiotics for you all

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Look at these 10 pictures of people mid-twitch

Here’s a simple experiment you can conduct on yourselves.

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I would still eat that watermelon

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